Crap Dad Jokes

Allen, Ian

Format: Hardback
ISBN13: 9781907554940
Published: September 2013

Price: $17.99

This is a new book. Condition: Brand New.

What do you call a decomposing whale?

Mouldy Dick.

And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in Crap Dad Jokes. This is not a joke book that will make most people laugh. It is designed purely for dear ol' Dad. Following hot on the humorous heels of Portico's Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad, you'll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day and your dad. Because he's worth it. 

What athlete is warmest in the winter?

A long jumper.


Word count: 35,000


  • Format: Hardback
  • ISBN13: 9781907554940
  • Published: September 2013
  • Number of pages: 224
  • Width: 13.5 mm
  • Height: 2.5 mm
  • Depth: 20.5 mm
  • Publisher: not specified


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